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- the halloween playlist has requested its own fog machine
- Alyson Hannigan uses real ‘Buffy’ set pieces as Halloween decoration
- the circle has updated its relationship status to hulu
- a sitcom made a fake song and now it’s my problem
- justice for sides! this is Frotting 101
- the halloween comics shelf has a serious woods problem
- Free Cable TV Alternatives: Channels With Movies, Shows, and Variety
- my grilled cheese needed better bread, not a personal brand
- immortality has not improved anybody’s living arrangements
- graham norton’s theme song did not need to go this hard
- my halloween bookshelf has concerns about the human body
- the websites are going to a costume party
- trove community reviews: books, comics, movies, and tv
- baseball and i have a seasonal situationship
- Samsung TV Plus Originals: Free Shows Beyond the Reruns
- Tubi Originals to Watch Free: Slay, Lowlifes, and The Z-Suite
- the new press secretary cured my imposter syndrome
- Watch Revry Free: Drag Competitions, Queer Comedy, and More
- Tastemade Free Streaming: Cooking Shows Beyond the Reruns
- Free Streaming Originals: What to Watch Without a Subscription
- the cowboy lost his hat. we do not need to make this complicated.
- the universe got bigger because someone checked the paperwork
- Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
- the duolingo owl has a personality. your bank’s purple people do not.
- the cw gives you six months between high school and somebody’s dad
- the lesbian bar cannot pay rent with ideological consistency
- the head of trust and safety should not have an automated enemies list
- black ranch is purple ketchup wearing a spirit halloween uniform
- dating apps think every gay man lives twelve minutes from a tapas bar
- bluesky was small enough to reskeet every dick at 10 p.m.
- the iPad line is a value menu and a luxury car dealership
- Drew picked dad over big sis, and BB28 has its final three
- spray butter has zero calories if you stop counting immediately
- i know tapping B does nothing. i will be tapping B.
- why would i let 20-year-old me review my life
- a stray dog showed up and kindness immediately became logistics
- Is Matt Mathews funny or just racist?
- the traitors: new blood has turned vibes into forensic evidence
- the water does not expire. the bottle is making other plans.
- edible owns edible.com and edibles.com, which feels like cheating
- i thought “call me maybe” was a silly one-hit wonder. then E•MO•TION happened.
- surely, we shouldn’t be worried about this infringement… right? 😰
- The Next Chapter for Bungie?
- my mom’s angry playlist has two songs and no skips
- the map must be optimistic because the food is not
- a playlist is an email you can make someone not answer
- the housewives anniversary trip is a hostile group project with luggage
- streaming has turned watching tv into unpaid market research
- the group chat is a municipal service
- the local file has better bedside manner
- Yash traded Drew the veto for two promises and a future problem
- sleep is a mandatory meeting i cannot attend
- a party photograph became a painting, and then became a memory again
- the backlog is not a moral failing, it is a library
- millennials are processing 9/11 normally, by which i mean posting
- Montgomery is talking about suicide prevention. we should listen.
- firefox would like to save this mistake for later
- queer and trans kids deserve to grow old
- #BB28: the final 7, ranked after tonight’s eviction
- Ocean Photographer of the Year 2026: Seahorse farewell
- the internet has made me suspicious of talented parrots
- every text message comes with an appeals process
- the marshmallow does not need you to defend its racist name
- i have started missing things that are still here
- yard work simulator got a sequel before i got a lawn
- arkansas has put the library card on probation
- september, finally
- schema test delete me
- 🐰
- voter registration has discovered audience targeting
- the freezer has become a very small evidence locker
- the worst part of living alone is being your own lunch lady
- mike huckabee would like custody of the produce aisle
- the raygun documentary keeps waiting for the joke to introduce itself
- if you call yourself a golden retriever, people may say sit
- happy beyoncé day; attendance requires the extended mix
- your mom sucks is all the booking you need
- oblivion remastered faithfully restored the part where the corpse disappears
- the biggest shoplifters have payroll departments
- the x-men are a load-bearing interest
- you can just stop buying the wizard stuff
- this might be my dream mobile controller
- #bb28: thog finally found the game on her way out
- only you can prevent forest fires, because everyone else got cut
- we have rebuilt the trip planner as a civil-rights document
- mapquest found the fastest route back to relevance
- the movie you loved at 20 gets a vote forever
- youtube is quietly becoming the weirdest streaming service
- uncmaxxing: becoming playground equipment with dignity
- god forbid a bitch own a weird little website
- two patron saints of being too much: dolly parton and tim curry
- 1,000 episodes later: broken microphones, bitter streams, and the glorious mess of the big brother battle royale
- tim curry commits fully to being sexy pollution
- the bored strategist: when having power leads to self-sabotage
- the art of the block: building an atproto tool for gut-checking your next block
- #bb28: m&m dye, house micro-aggressions, and the impending blockbuster chaos
- industry plant or chaotic good: the geese marketing conundrum
- tulasi beads in the mosh pit: when 90s hardcore found krishna
- three universes walk into a bar: the avengers: doomsday collision course
- #BB28 breaking news: eggela has arrived
- #BB28: a bunch of tools in a shed
- the garbage fire group chat: why the absolute worst groups of people make for the absolute best television
- the world’s most racist snack
- #BB28, first eviction of the summer?
- #BB28 it’s waffle wednesday, part: the first
- the crib curse: can adding a baby ever actually save a tv show?
- nimby, et c
- Brazilian volleyball star Douglas Souza has married his long-term boyfriend, Gabriel Campos
- WATCH: old man on old men
- Day 7 #BB27 Rankings and Run-down
- oh to be a blown, blue rocks glass
- Untitled
- shit
- if you really loved me, you’d buy me this for 95 bucks
- british people discover brisket
- my month in hell
- wait, meth?
- i guess it’s better than Nothing?
- caffiendish